You have been talkin' crazy ever since the hacking. Also, your cartoons are now of very poor quality. Is this deliberate?

Lemon 'n Bill Episode 2: Ninja Gaiden
October 12th, 2009
Episode 2 of Lemon 'n Bill is out right now!! Check it out!

Click here to watch Lemon 'n Bill Episode 2 right now!

In other news, the new Transformers flash will be released on the 20th. =) BUCKLE UP! Because we're goin on a wild ride!!

Today we went to Knotts' Berry Farm's Halloween event, Knotts' Scary Farm.. and it was fucking GARBAGE. I've never been to such a lazy, unorganized, apathetic theme park in my life. Not only were the scarers either not even there, or completely unenergetic, the haunted houses were lame, predictable, and super unscary. The rides were standard fare, and the atmosphere, as in, the people who also went there, were drunk and stupid and there were like 50 fights. Like holy F, every time I turned around, some scarer was cohorting with the security staff trying to tackle some dude who like, stuck a dick in their rubber mask or some shit. I dunno, I don't care. It was dumb.

We ended up getting super hungry, and fuckin, fuckin, went to this local Pho place, and I swear, it was delicious and yum. I had a whole Pho bowl of Pho, and it was Pho-king great. lmaolmaolmaolmaorofl XD anyway I'm gunna have some ice cream now because we got this discount cookie dough shit, it's the bomb even though I haven't had any yet. I just assume it is because you know, cookie dough is great.

Sooooooooooooooooo okay

Lemon 'n Bill... truely... terrible sorry...

Your standards have push down, your humor is gone and it seems you are really losing it fast. Whats up man?

I do have to say the super fjij brothers credits was good. That gave me a chuckle.
But come on man... Try a little harder.

I am also getting sick of Lemon saying: What do you know?! I'm a lemon!

>_> ...Please Ego you can do better in jokes. The animation may not be top notch, but you can make it up for humor. This is like... the flash anyone can make.

PLEASE WAKE UP AND SNIFF THE.... on 2nd thought... I am not finishing that setence.

Just Ego... try to wake up. What is the messege you are trying to tell in these things? Are you ranting about Mario and Ninja Gaiden or making fun of em... or are those charaters just retarded that they aren't funny?

If thats a machinima where are the machines? Explain THAT mister!

Thanks for enlighting us that its a parody of machinima's. Godspeed. Now I finnally understand it and I like the joke.

Crazy Cakes!

I thought it was pretty funny actually, but why put it on youtube?

This is totally a shape flash but with better characters and and actual setting.

Oh god I'm tweaking out man!

do they love it? I'm not so sure... though I did giggle :3

oh, you're being silly again, I see.
Give me back my five minutes!
actually, that's okay. You can keep it. But treat it nice.
Reeeaaallll nice, if you know what I mean.

this makes too much sense :D

"the message is that anybody can make a stupid machinima by babbling into a microphone and bobbing some character up and down."

I love how machinima are oblivious to this master plan :3

that was really bad wow

The credits are scaring me.

Needs more pixels! Less sense!

I really like the characters and the voices but I think it goes on a bit long. Also, It may be beneficial to add in a character thats not a complete idiot to counterpoint these two. Still, this is early in the series and I did chuckle quite a few times so i will be continuing to check these out. I love the minimalistic style set to pointless dialog. Congrats on doing the show. Are you contracted for a certain number of episodes?

Oh, and watch MY show dammit! :p

I have to say that it was rather...shit.

I watched the first two and I tried to enjoy them but they just seem to be the amusement level of a group of drunk friends enjoying an inside joke. it may be funny to them but others are just left confused and annoyed. if the intellectual level was a little higher then this probably would have been enjoyable.

I almost did something like this... until I realized that I had to move the wii back and forth alot.

Maybe it's because they stay in the same area the whole time that it feels long to me. And yeah, I didn't even notice that the second one was only 3 min compared to the first. Obviously this is all one mans opinion but maybe changing location will help it out a bit. Kind of a "same game, different level" thing.

Still, I'm not knocking the series. I think these characters have a TON of potential and I'm eager to see where it goes. How many of them are you going to make?

Also, how did you land the gig?

-Jon

Oh wow. I didn't know you were knocking out one in a day. If that's the case then yeah, don't kill yourself.

I guess I was thinking you had a schedule similar to mine where I have to make an episode in about 4 or 5 days.

Regardless, keep up the goodness and I'll be sure to keep watching the series.

-Jon

It wasn't great, but wasn't too bad either...you should listen to what Appsro says.

"The whole point is that it takes me literally a day to make from start to finish, so I can crank one out every week without too much effort. "

oh well HOT DAMN, I've been doin artz wrong all this time :O

wait. it takes a day to make but a week to submit? does machinichinimanichinimationime.com regularly send powerful electric currents through their 'submit' button?

I prefer your old style of drawing and humor. Exageration, anime-listic, random and kills 10 ppl per minute due to heart attack from over laughing.

Good luck though.

wow, that was literally the most unfunny thing i have ever watched in my life

That wasn't very good. In fact, that sucked pretty hard IMO. Sorry. I prefer awesome and girlchan. But the song at the end was awesome!

Where can I get the lyrics for Super Fiji Bros?

Don't you have something better to do?

...Like make a REAL animation that people will actually like instead of doing voices for shitty ones??

lemon and bill is pretty funny:D

Epic videos, rly loved em!

Just 1 small question:
why ppl still spam to you about the hack ?: Lolz ur voicy and animationz are still hacked lololo!... i just dont get it ._.

Reminds me of the "triangle and circle" phase everyone did earlier this year.

Again, great voice acting, And I suppose the seemingly random movement of the characters is good animation.

The scouter reads you at ~9000.

dude you should continue making girlchan series

i don't get this lemon and bill thingy ... just too different compared to your previous works :(

I like the Mario one better.

People are freaking out over this whole series; frankly it isn't even that bad. The only gripe is that they stay in the exact same place for a long time, but otherwise, people are trying to find perfection in something that wasn't meant to be perfect in the first place.

YOU BROKE MY HEART!!! I WANTED TO MARRY YOU!!!1

Personally, I like the series. Will Tomato ever make a guest appearance?

Also, yay transformer movie!

The best work you've done to date.

Flawless.

what was that..? my expectations weere high man now that was just kinda boring it made me laugh wich is good but frakly not good work though i do look forward to seeing the transformers one!

keep at it..
:D

pure GENIUS!!! :P

the second episode was too short
I liked the 1st it was long enough and funny in random ways
(idk girlchan in paridise - superior animation - anime + 8 bit video games + a lemon + a bullet named bill (punny) )
the second wasnt really to funny though just a few ninja references then that little job bit
it the whole series them talking about how lemon has problems with 2 or more video game references?

Wait, i dont get it what it has to do with machinima. I thought machinima was supposed to be movies made in game that aren't exactly related TO the game

Sry but I HAD to close the tab after 1 minute. I loved your other series and projects but compared to them this is not funny. :(
I hope you get some good compensation for making this.

Well I haven't watched it, but I just needed to say I'm amazed at how many retards comment about things they have no idea about. It's the same with girlchan in paradise, everyone keeps saying how it sucks and stuff but how I see it(I don't know if that's how it's meant to be) it's meant to be bad as a parody of real anime. I'm guessing this new series is abit like that right?

So obviously most of the public don't understand parodies because there aren't any dick jokes in them. And of course that's what everyone wants nowadays.
Well anyway, I still think your stuff is good despite what anyone else may say.
Talk to ya later dude.

haha nice man.

I believe this was purposely suppose to be bad, and if it wasn't sorry, but either way it made me laugh.

Did you make the character on the computer, or did you draw/color them on paper, then scan them? I'd love to have a key chain of them XD

I'll keep watching them whenever they come out.

You've gone downhill man ._.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY down...

i didn't laugh once

How is this art!??! THis IS BulLShIt!!! You're LaZy!!

Tired of repeating yourself yet? haha

Anyway, it's entertaining. Love the voices and improved(?) dialog. Don't let the dip shits raise your blood pressure, yo.

Can't wait for the rest of your stuff.

Josh

Hye look at me I'm Alec, I'm telling Egoraptor that I didn't laugh @ his cartoon on his page. Am I cool yet? lOL I'm going to make an EPIC SATIRE BRB

over 5 minutes long?

it got extremely boring in the first minute already, so i didn't even watch the second episode and i x'd out the first one after that 1 minute.
usually your flashes are energetic and stuff but this was was just

weird

very cool egoraptor :D

egoraptor: "the message is that anybody can make a stupid machinima by babbling into a microphone and bobbing some character up and down."

- Heheh, that's what cracks me up about machinima - everyone think it's supposed to be super sophisticated cuz it uses game engine for the end product.. not! :D

More like Bemon 'n Lill amirite?

Also me no likey..But it's on youtube those dips will watch anything. (Rants even...blechh)
All about the $$$ so I don't blame ya.

hurr hurr Keep up this pun and whore out like the rest of them out there. I smell scratch and sniff Bill t-shirts. Kinda gave me a "shapes" feel to it which makes this even funnier that Machinma is proudly hosting your episodes.

Could someone explain the 'Lemon 'n Bill' pun?
I'm completely oblivious here.

They're both pretty good, but I liked the 2nd one better! It was just the right length too. But, I forbid you to have this take up all your time! I need to see more awesomes

they need more positions

Gay that it's on youtube. Aside from that, your series is pretty fucking hilarious

this was too funny good work ego

Haha, I like it. I think it's cool that you're getting some content out there while you work on the bigger projects, so the fans don't assume you've died or something.

Plus it's good content, funny stuff, all of my thumbs are up.
Even the ones you don't know about.

This is a brilliant idea you have come up with, and i must admit at first i was a little skeptical, but it turned out to be VERY funny xD. And your very suddent cooperation with Machinima... Whats up with that? (Not that there's anything wrong about it.).

No offense but it's just what you deserved. A good hackin'. :3

I actually loved it, I've always have loved your work.

Ok I can see you've been busy but why are you creating poor quality "animations". This series you've created it makes sense that you're losing your audience here on Newgrounds and you already got a hold on the people of youtube (the internet home of crap). You've created an unoriginal series here Ego, this is by far the worse piece of work you have made. 2 scrap drawings, a video game background, same voice acting and paroding video games.

Here's an idea for you Ego. Why not make a serious flash animation but you won't and you won't bother reading this comment.

Do something better like a flash about why you gave your password, how you got your account back, and how you plan to get the Ducky crew back.

i CAN'T WAIT EPOISODE 3

Okay, wow. Wtf is wrong with people?

This is some funny shit. I don't know why people are being so anal about this. We know what you can do if you try, and this was obviously not meant to be taken seriously. This show is awesome, I appreciate the humor and your voice acting is awesome. I particularly love the tone when Lemon says, " Because I'm a Lemon!".

Make more of this, so the haters can die a little bit more on the inside.

My fists>Duke's ribs

also what Sassycatman said is a fucking gay idea

I'm sorry, but I hated it.

Must be some Machinima nerd humor I'm missing...

...I assume I'm the only one who likes these.

I think you did a fine job with that serie, its plain egoraptor humor and so:)
Just one question, even if it might be silly, but it is you "dancing" in the ending son of episode 1?:) els keep up to good work:)

Egoraptor! You HAVE to do a Uncharted 2 parody.. Unawesome? Awesome charted? I dunno. Please? Its the greatest game to come out in a while.

I think the series was a pretty good to begin with.
It's not bad, isn't it?

YOUR MY BIGGEST FAN EGORAPTOR! ( I LOVE U!!!)im not a homo....

btw, your Awesome Video's r AWESOME!~!!!!
;D

l'll fukking kill you all... l SWEAR GET OFF THE F--- CASE!!!

you know what o's goodf with ur movies?
mj's music

where is episode 3 ?

A cool looking and funny flash

i heard u wer making a transformers 2 spoof

Lol, someone called you their biggest fan

Your so awesome you make me smile.

<3

Dude your 1 of the few remaining gods of newgrounds

xD someone thinks your their biggest fan

The Transformers thing was bad cos of how weird it was, but Lemon n Bill was great cos of how weird it was

WHO PUTS A LEMON ON A SANDWICH?
No one :(

Oh wait are they really a joke on machinimas? I didnt get that. I dont watch stuff like that anyway.

3rd Grade Transformers was supossed to have medals, wasn´t it?

hey, diggin' lemon n' bill, I like how it feels rough almost, like it's just whatever the hell came to mind. Good job, keep up the good work, and don't listen to the assholes who are nailing you on it; what right do they have to make demands of you anyways, it's nice that you've decided to share your work with them period. Good going, Egoraptor!

i found it good for a laugh, sad that everyone is dumping on it when half of em dont contribute shit to this site. luv your shit <3 :D

Dunno what all the bitchin is about, I think lemon 'n bill are just as awesome as all your other stuff.

gay

Me and my friend quote Third Grade Transformers all the time now.

It was indeed awesome, ego.

One of the most difficult things that a child learning to ride a bicycle finds is lifting the foot on the ground and pushing it down on the pedal.

Even corrected, this is a horrible sentence, surely the purpose of this test is not to confuse a foreign learner of our language more than necessary.
At least you aren't the publishers of the ridiculous book English Grammar for You and I.

oh, shut the fuck up no one likes you anymore

Well, no matter what, i like it!
i don't know if it's because i am not very picky with anything really, or that dead baby jokes are funny to me...
I have always loved the back and fourth dialogue. With bouncy, completely non animated scenes with cheap drawings that go outside the ines. For me at least, it's quite different from your usual work.
I like Bullet the best, Lemon is an Asshole...
In general, my 13 year old girly girl way of saying it is that:
IT WAS VARY GOD I LIEKD IT!1!11!11! LOL IT LEFT M3 3NTERTANEED TEH WHOL3 TIEM!!1!1 WTF LOL