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Lemon 'n Bill Episode 2: Ninja Gaiden
October 12th, 2009
Episode 2 of Lemon 'n Bill is out right now!! Check it out!

Click here to watch Lemon 'n Bill Episode 2 right now!

In other news, the new Transformers flash will be released on the 20th. =) BUCKLE UP! Because we're goin on a wild ride!!

Today we went to Knotts' Berry Farm's Halloween event, Knotts' Scary Farm.. and it was fucking GARBAGE. I've never been to such a lazy, unorganized, apathetic theme park in my life. Not only were the scarers either not even there, or completely unenergetic, the haunted houses were lame, predictable, and super unscary. The rides were standard fare, and the atmosphere, as in, the people who also went there, were drunk and stupid and there were like 50 fights. Like holy F, every time I turned around, some scarer was cohorting with the security staff trying to tackle some dude who like, stuck a dick in their rubber mask or some shit. I dunno, I don't care. It was dumb.

We ended up getting super hungry, and fuckin, fuckin, went to this local Pho place, and I swear, it was delicious and yum. I had a whole Pho bowl of Pho, and it was Pho-king great. lmaolmaolmaolmaorofl XD anyway I'm gunna have some ice cream now because we got this discount cookie dough shit, it's the bomb even though I haven't had any yet. I just assume it is because you know, cookie dough is great.

Sooooooooooooooooo okay

I just had some and it's fucking soft and wonderful

Lemon 'n Bill... truely... terrible sorry...

Your standards have push down, your humor is gone and it seems you are really losing it fast. Whats up man?

I do have to say the super fjij brothers credits was good. That gave me a chuckle.
But come on man... Try a little harder.

I am also getting sick of Lemon saying: What do you know?! I'm a lemon!

>_> ...Please Ego you can do better in jokes. The animation may not be top notch, but you can make it up for humor. This is like... the flash anyone can make.

PLEASE WAKE UP AND SNIFF THE.... on 2nd thought... I am not finishing that setence.

Just Ego... try to wake up. What is the messege you are trying to tell in these things? Are you ranting about Mario and Ninja Gaiden or making fun of em... or are those charaters just retarded that they aren't funny?

the message is that anybody can make a stupid machinima by babbling into a microphone and bobbing some character up and down.

If thats a machinima where are the machines? Explain THAT mister!

the corporation that runs the site

Thanks for enlighting us that its a parody of machinima's. Godspeed. Now I finnally understand it and I like the joke.

Crazy Cakes!

I thought it was pretty funny actually, but why put it on youtube?

This is totally a shape flash but with better characters and and actual setting.

Oh god I'm tweaking out man!

do they love it? I'm not so sure... though I did giggle :3

I don't think they really like it. Their loss am I right!!!

oh, you're being silly again, I see.
Give me back my five minutes!
actually, that's okay. You can keep it. But treat it nice.
Reeeaaallll nice, if you know what I mean.

I would never treat you bad boogs

this makes too much sense :D

"the message is that anybody can make a stupid machinima by babbling into a microphone and bobbing some character up and down."

I love how machinima are oblivious to this master plan :3

The credits are scaring me.

Needs more pixels! Less sense!

I really like the characters and the voices but I think it goes on a bit long. Also, It may be beneficial to add in a character thats not a complete idiot to counterpoint these two. Still, this is early in the series and I did chuckle quite a few times so i will be continuing to check these out. I love the minimalistic style set to pointless dialog. Congrats on doing the show. Are you contracted for a certain number of episodes?

Oh, and watch MY show dammit! :p

Second episode is half as long. Still too long, in your opinion? I haven't gotten any complaints about it being too long since the cut, curious to what people think.

I have to say that it was rather...shit.

I watched the first two and I tried to enjoy them but they just seem to be the amusement level of a group of drunk friends enjoying an inside joke. it may be funny to them but others are just left confused and annoyed. if the intellectual level was a little higher then this probably would have been enjoyable.

Maybe it's because they stay in the same area the whole time that it feels long to me. And yeah, I didn't even notice that the second one was only 3 min compared to the first. Obviously this is all one mans opinion but maybe changing location will help it out a bit. Kind of a "same game, different level" thing.

Still, I'm not knocking the series. I think these characters have a TON of potential and I'm eager to see where it goes. How many of them are you going to make?

Also, how did you land the gig?

-Jon

not a gig persay, it just kind of happened through word of mouth I guess.

I might do some different level stuff... I dunno. The whole point is that it takes me literally a day to make from start to finish, so I can crank one out every week without too much effort. Once I start adding in complicated things, it turns into a nightmare I don't really have the time for considering I'm juggling 5-6 other projects.

Oh wow. I didn't know you were knocking out one in a day. If that's the case then yeah, don't kill yourself.

I guess I was thinking you had a schedule similar to mine where I have to make an episode in about 4 or 5 days.

Regardless, keep up the goodness and I'll be sure to keep watching the series.

-Jon

It wasn't great, but wasn't too bad either...you should listen to what Appsro says.

"The whole point is that it takes me literally a day to make from start to finish, so I can crank one out every week without too much effort. "

oh well HOT DAMN, I've been doin artz wrong all this time :O

wait. it takes a day to make but a week to submit? does machinichinimanichinimationime.com regularly send powerful electric currents through their 'submit' button?

Like I said, it's nice to write something and get some content out there really quickly so I can get that out of my system and work on something a lot more time consuming and important to me with all the time I've saved.

I don't really consider lemon 'n bill to be art lmao

I prefer your old style of drawing and humor. Exageration, anime-listic, random and kills 10 ppl per minute due to heart attack from over laughing.

Good luck though.

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